- I caught the chicken pox from a girl at my birthday party when I was 5 years old. I have a vivid memory of the blue jumpsuit I was wearing that day and also listening to my mother, the nurse, talking on the telephone to someone — “No, I’m sure it’s nothings. Go ahead and send her over.” Everyone at the party caught the chicken pox as a party favor.
- I have had a hairline fracture in my left elbow twice in my life before I was 12 years old, but in the same exact place; first when I felt out of a tree and then when I was running on wet grass, slipped, and landed on top of my arm. The doctors told my mother that if it happens a third time, I will be paralyzed from the elbow down. (Thus, my skateboard was taken away and I never learned to ski.)
- I wrote a sci-fi novel in high school and I have the rejection letters from Random House and Bantam to prove it.
- I got sent home from Baptist Vacation Bible School once for wearing my skirt too short — and I was the teacher.
- I once told my mother I wouldn’t date a boy because I didn’t know where he’d been.
- I do not believe extra-terrestrials have visited Earth, but I have seen ghosts and experienced paranormal activity.
- I used to be a stand-up comedienne.
- I was once mugged on a first date in the driveway of the home of a police officer; the mugger told us not to call the police. We didn’t; we just went inside and told his dad — it was the fastest I ever saw the New Orleans PD arrive at a crime scene ever. Oh, and I had a flat tire.
- I have been in at least one car accident every year since 1995 when I purchased my Jeep Cherokee Sport; I have only been the cause of 1. Until 2 years ago, there was never any damage to the Jeep, but now the other vehicles are getting bigger, big enough to make an impact.
- I have had my gall bladder removed, a kidney biopsy (which they don’t give you anesthesia or painkillers for), and Lasik eye surgery, and I still believe that by far, the Lasik was the most painful thing I’ve every done to myself on purpose.
- I like to sprinkle salt on my apple slices.
- I’ll take a Maine Winter over a New Orleans Summer any time.
- I lived most of my life in the South and never had any issue with the Confederate flag nor did I understand why so many people made such a big deal in so many cases…until I moved up North. I recently saw one hanging on a flag pole on a local residence and I saw a different context. There are different messages of pride, y’all.
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wow, unusual but so honest
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I too think that the short skirt send-off is hysterical. I had the Chicken Pox twice. Once very mildly as a baby and then very major as a 10 year old pissed that she missed Field Day at the end of the school year because her parents didn’t realize she wasn’t immune to her brother’s chicken pox.
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Yeah, one of the boys in the neighborhood had it 3 times. I caught a variant of it when I was a little older. All of those mutant children’s diseases.
#4 is hillarious!
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At least you all got chickenpox out of the way so you could get your natural immunity.
I have those same rejections slips, only mine are from poetry (when I was 19 and 20). #4 is funny! I don’t do stand up but I have read some best of 13 Thursday lines at our spoken word open mic. I got mugged too once and chased the muggers. They were kids and all they ended up grabbing was an eyeglass case with nothing in it.
I was very upset about the mugging. The guy who was about to be my boyfriend has some sort of physical electrical issue that kept shorting out digital watches, so I had spent a lot of time the previous Christmas searching for a wind-up watch, which had been expensive and incredibly hard to find. The mugger took that watch.
For ages afterward all of our friends kept asking us why we let him take our stuff; after all, he was a black belt in Karate and I had some training in self-defense. What most people don’t understand is the first thing you learn in a good martial arts class is if you aren’t in imminent danger, give the mugger what he wants and the fancy stuff for desperate measures.
Lasik was painful??? I’m one of those people whose threshold of pain is exceptionally low – once in a health fair at work, I screamed so loud and even jumped up when they were doing pin prick on my finger for blood test, it cleared the line behind me! Anyway, I didn’t feel a thing when I got my Lasik done.
I suffer from several autoimmune illnesses which apparently set my pain threshold extremely low, though I always thought it was higher than most people’s. Turns out I will put up with more pain longer before complaining because I’m used to it instead.
Anyway, my Lasik doctor was one of the first teaching doctors in the US; it cost $1400 for both eyes. They gave me a Valium less than 5 minutes before the procedure. I distinctly remember the feel of the tape holding my eyes open and the sharp cutting of the laser as well as the smell of something burning…
Since I was also wide awake from my kidney biopsy, where two doctors repeatedly stuck a large needle into my back (ten separate times) attempting to grab a piece of my kidney, I remember every vivid, agonizing second.
I still say that of the two, the Lasik was worse.
At one time, I lived down south in Virginia (Norfolk to be exact). I loved it. Now I live in the upper midwest and am constantly trying to find my way back down south. I miss the smell of the ocean.
You poor thing! The mugging sounds scary!
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What a great list! Love getting sent home from VBS LOL
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LOVE #4 ! heh
Neat list, better to have chicken pox at 5 than 16.
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