Disclaimer

Any views or opinions represented in this blog are personal and belong solely to myself and are not likely to represent those of my friends, my family, my coworkers, my therapist, my neighbors, the cute guy I saw in Whole Foods, or, especially, my  employer.  Anything expressed here is not intended to malign any religion, ethnic group, club, organization, company, ideology, or individual

All posts are “as-is”; they essentially exist as they were spontaeously expelled from my mind to the keyboard with little proofreading and revision; corrections have occassionally been made afterward to address glaring typos and incoherent sentences. Any and all mistakes belong to me and I would appreciate that if you notice them, please use the contact form to inform me quietly without calling public attention — much like if I had something caught between her teeth, I would prefer you to whisper as much.

I consider myself open-minded; as such, my opinions and views sometimes change as time goes by and experience teaches me new things.  Older posts and newer posts may sometimes hold conflicting musings.  I am human and life is a journey.

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