Last night I saw an advertisement for something I could use. It doesn’t really matter what It is. Let’s just say that if It functions as advertised, it would make me look nice and probably boost my self esteem as a result — basically, the next best thing to magically making me a Supermodel overnight.
Anyway, It was one of those special deals with “order now” and “get this extra thing free” plus “get this other thing half price”. You know what I’m talking about, right? You’ve wanted one of those before. You may even have ordered a few. The whole thing was very seductive. If you called right then, you could get the whole special deal. (How do the sales people know when those advertisements are running really?)